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CAMPAIGN IN HELL

A certain politician died and was taken to heaven. At the heaven gate he was congratulated by St. Peter. He was then told he was going to be taken to hell to spend a day and brought back to heaven to spend another day. He was then to choose between the two places where he would like to spend eternity.

He was taken to hell straight away to spend a day. On reaching there, he was pleased to see people dancing to lively music, drinking liquor and having great fun. He really enjoyed his stay at hell.

After spending a day at hell, it was now time for him to be taken to heaven. In heaven, he saw people singing and praising God. They were looking very moody and that definitely didn't impress him. He almost immediately opted to spend the rest of his life in hell and the decision was irrevocable.

He then bid St. Peter farewell and went down straight to hell. On reaching hell everything was different from what he had earlier seen. This time around people were gnashing their teeth and groaning from the pain of perpetual fire. Totally confused by what he was seeing and feeling, he approached satan and asked why all of a sudden a place of merry-making had become a place of misery and sorrow. "Well, the first time you came we were holding a campaign to attract you into our fold. Now the campaign season is over and life goes on as usual" he answered.

By: Godfed K. Asamoah
Electrical Engineering

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