Jokes>>Clocks in heaven

CLOCKS IN HEAVEN

It happened that a certain man died and was taken up to Heaven. At the heaven gate he met St. Peter who took tim to a certain room which was stocked with a lot of clocks. The man asked St. Peter what the essence of those clocks were.

"Each person on earth has a clock which moves a second everytime he/she tells a lie", St. Peter answered. The man a bit surprised by one clock whose hands had never moved before asked St. Peter who that clock represented. "That's for Mother Theresa", he answered, "the other one over there that has moved hands only twice is for Abraham Lincoln", he added. The man still not satisfied asked St. Peter where George Bush's clock was. "Oh! Bush's clock is being used as a fan at Jesus's office", St. Peter replied.

By: Godfred K. Asamoah
Electrical Engineering

<<Previous ------ Next>>